A Saints Guide To Taming Beast Kings

One minute, Elowen is crossing a busy city street. The next, she's face-to-face with a prehistoric crocodile and a six-hundred-pound bear who doesn't believe in personal space-or pants.

Elowen has no idea how she ended up on the Beastman Continent, but she's pretty sure her designer purse wasn't meant for jungle survival. She's "furless," hopelessly outclassed by predators, and her only weapon is a weirdly specific biological encyclopedia that's suddenly downloaded into her brain.

According to the massive, gold-eyed bear who saved her life, she's a "lumpy fruit" who needs a mate.

But Baron the Bear is just the beginning. From the stoic Elephant King to the princes of the Tiger and Dragon tribes, the most powerful males on the continent are suddenly converging on Elowen. They think she's the saint sent by the gods. She thinks they're a giant headache that needs a crash course in basic textiles.

As the Gorilla King's dark secrets threaten to tear the tribes apart, Elowen must use her wits to navigate a world she knows nothing about. Taming the beasts is easy-it's surviving the wild that might actually kill her.

Chaos is mandatory. Pants are optional. Welcome to the beast continent.