Human in a Splatoon world

Hey guys! This is my first story, and since there are barely any Splatoon x human stories out there, might as well write one!
BTW, im gonna make male versions of all the idols and agents, alongside their female counterparts, because I think there sould have been male idols in the game, but there aren't any! (This story is going to have curse words and sexual themes, so it's rated mature.)
PS: the names i'm going to give some of the characters, like Big Man( Garry is his name) aren't canon, so please know that this story isn't meant to follow the canon lore of Splatoon!