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The MOST Annoying Octoling!!! (REFRESHED) [Male Reader Insert]
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Last published Fri, May 29, 2026
In this story, you guessed it, you are the MOST Annoying octoling? Why? 'Cause you can. And if you have any self-respect, you will thoroughly enjoy bothering and bickering why any and all cephalopods, invertebrates, and other aquatic lifeforms who have taken over this wet rock in the absence of humanity.
Enjoy yourself. Because the other Inklings and Octolings sure won't.
[Yeah, I said refreshed. Why? Cause its a friggin' REMAKE of Annoying Octoling. Duh. Why call it Refreshed? Cause of the PUN. FRESH. The thing the Squid Sisters tell you to stay as? See what I did there? No? Friggin' idiot.]
Also, did you know that being thrown out of a window has a name? It's defenestration.
I don't think I have to say this, but I don't own Splatoon. Well, I do, but the game. Not the entire franchise and IP.
Please don't send the Nintendo Ninjas after me Nintendo.
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