Thank my forgetful ass for finally getting your dream boyfriend (yoonmin)

Maybe it was the universe that made Taehyung forget his laptop in his dorm room that day.

And maybe it was also the universe the one that made it so Tae's roommate had his heat.

And it surely was the universe that made it so no other person was available to get the laptop but Yoongi.

It was all the universe, trust me.

Taehyung and his frustration at how his friends did not make any moves on each other for too long despite clearly being very into one another has nothing to do with the universe's plans.

Note: I wrote this instead of sleeping so don't you dare take it as anything more but pure crack that cannot surpass 7th grade jokes.

Note 2: english is not my first language.

Note 3: it's my first fic in 7 years.

I gave you all the warnings. If you still decide to click on this 5k word oneshot, that's on you.