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Insults - COMPLETE

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Reads 645,466
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Parts 186
Time 22m

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✨ This is basically a joke book but only insults and combacks❗ I hope you enjoy this book 😍

"Private Message" me or "Comment" some you want me to use, if its not used in my book already or close to any. If I use it you'll get a shoutout too!

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