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[Blue Archive] Nonsense that is approaching.
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Ayo, you actually clicked on this? Well, buckle up because this isn't just a story-it's a full-blown crackfic. This absolute pile of shit has been rotting in my drafts for three goddamn years, and I finally just thought, "Fuck it, let's publish this garbage and see who suffers."
So, here the hell we are.
Look, I'm gonna say it again for the people in the back: this crap is a crackfic. If you're expecting Shakespeare or some deep, soul-searching narrative, you're in the wrong neighborhood, pal. Don't expect too much. I did tweak some things here and there to make it slightly less unreadable, but... yeah.
What's in store for your poor eyeballs?
Blue Archive? [Duh, what else would it be?]
Genderbender? [Who the hell knows? Read the damn thing and find out.]
MC packing a massive D? [You bet your sweet ass they are.]
MC high as a kite on crack? [Every waking second.]
The System itself on crack? [Dunno.]
Shared universe? [The more convoluted and crowded, the fucking merrier.]
Cameos with those two idiots from next door? [Why the fuck not? Let's invite everyone to the dumpster fire.]
-and a whole lot of other nonsense I haven't even thought of yet.
Alright, here's the legal bullshit disclaimer: Blue Archive belongs to Nexon bla bla bla, Yostar bla bla bla-honestly, you know the drill. We've been through this for the third time. Do I really have to keep flapping my gums about copyright? Nawwww!
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