The Twilight Trap

When Theo and Tessa wake up in a rain-soaked forest in Forks, Washington, their first instinct is to assume they're having a shared psychotic break. Then they see the welcome sign and the impossibly small population count, and the truth hits like a poorly-written plot device: they're trapped in the actual Twilight universe-the books they've spent years viciously mocking.

Stunning, sarcastic, and absolutely done with this nonsense, the white-haired twins have two options: panic or improvise. They choose door number three: suffer through it with maximum snark.

With nothing but inherited wealth and a shared hatred of vampire romance, Theo and Tessa construct the perfect cover-wealthy orphans, isolated, unbothered. They'll survive Forks High, dodge the Cullens, and try very hard not to tell Bella Swan exactly what they think of her relationship dynamics.

But in a world where supernatural drama is real and immortal vampires sparkle in the sun, two humans with zero fucks to give might be the most dangerous force of all.