Life of Jokes
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This book is what it seems.
It has No meaning. No hidden message. No life lesson waiting to change your perspective at 3am. If anything, it might make you question why you're still reading it.
It's just random thoughts, weird situations, and the kind of logic people use that should honestly be studied in a lab.
Like why do you open the fridge, forget what you wanted, close it, and then suffer in silence like it's a personal failure?
Or why do people say "I'm on my way" when they are still in bed watching TikTok?
Some of this will make sense. Some of it will feel like it was written by a raccoon with WiFi or maybe it was by the infamous and loved Raccoon himself.
If you're expecting something deep, respectfully... wrong book, wrong time.
If you're here for something dumb, slightly unhinged, and painfully relatable, welcome.
Enjoy... or don't. I'm not your mum.
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