Infinite Kitchen
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Welcome!!! To an ABSOLUTELY NOT-A-NEW-TADC-RIP-OFF NEW BOOK!! My name is Jaime! I'm your Absolutely-Not-Caine-Copy Host. And I'm gonna Present to You!! Mr. Woo and Draco Cooking Show!
Mr. Woo: "Hi, I'm Mr. Woo"
Draco: "And I'm Draco"
Mr. Woo: "Today we'll make Woo Juice."
In a blender,
Chicken Breast
5 yogurt
Protein Shake
Vitamin A,B,C,D,E pills
Vitamin C Juice
Pure Squeezed Orange Juice
Olive Oil
A sock
And a whole peeled seedless avocado
Mr. Woo: "And blend! Who's drinking it?"
Draco: "Not me, Jeo!
Jeo walks towards Draco and force drinks Jeo to drink it.
Jeo: "DRACO- WHAT THE" he gargles
2 minutes later
Mr. Woo: "Lesson Learned."
A book that'll absolutely not turn into an animation since it's an exact copy of TADC
We present to you
A dark comedy book
INFINITE KITCHEN!
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