DON'T TRUST THE COOL KID GUIDE || davekat
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Last published Tue, Jun 30, 2015
|| author's note: this is a homestuck fanfic! All characters and other things from the webcomic belong to Andrew Hussite! This fic contains: cliffhangers, plot twist, smuts, other ships and other weird things AND CUSSING! Lots of it ||
HELLO HUMANS, TROLLS, AND OTHER SHITS, I'M KARKAT VANTAS! YOUR GUIDE FOR TODAY OR TOMORROW OR ANOTHER DAY. THESE ARE MY GUIDE LINES TO NOT TRUST A FUCKING COOL KID!
THIS STORY OR WHAT NEPETA CALLS IT A FANFIC WILL START FROM 27 TO 1! AND SOME SIDE STORIES!
WITHOUT ANY FURTHER OR DO, ENJOY YOU FUCKASSES
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