The Terrifying Tale Of A Lethal Sandwich
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Complete Fri, Jun 5, 202654m
OMG Ok, deep breathes.
Here is the actual story- well, the blueprint of it anyway! Please look at it with your eyes and be gentle!
So, picture this: Lord Eggbert Brain-Stem is this mega dramatic alien dictator who literally thinks he invented intelligence. Total ego maniac. He sends his chaotic scout trio to invade Earth. Keeping them from crashing is Sprocket, the long suffered apprentice who does all the actual work while inflating his boss's giant head.
They touch down in what they think is a weapon storage unit where they find 'secret code manual.'
Where Lord Eggbert Brain-Stem tries to decode the found "codes". Thinking it is a blueprint for a "nuclear space egg revelution", and aborts the whole invasion in panic!
It's sci-fi, it's total chaos, it's nostalgia, and I wrote it for you!
Ok! Bye!
I'm going to go hide under a blanket now!
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