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Last published Sun, May 31, 2015
Funny Sentances/Quotes/Jokes & Chat Up Lines To Make You Laugh
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
That's all for now guys,Hope you liked them.
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