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Funny Sentances/Quotes/Jokes & Chat Up Lines To Make You Laugh
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got some nice buns!
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
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