The NBSB's Guide To Apocalypse

Alien Parasite + Zombies + NBSB = Apocalypse

31-year-old Jeana Colleen Quintos has gone from dodging men to dodging man eating creatures.

Ancient, airborne parasites have turned the population into a terrifying hive-mind that freezes and stares like giant, unblinking shoebill storks. Jeana is completely immune for unknown reasons, but that doesn't mean she's marked safe-she can't be infected, but she can still be eaten.

Jeana, however, has a secondary mission. If the world is ending, she is absolutely committed to experiencing sex for the first time before she dies. Her target? Dranreb Lee, the 27-year-old genius ethologist who somehow understands these man-eating creatures.

For reasons he can't biologically explain, Jeana's actually responds to a pet clicker like a wild animal. He's determined to study her weird neurological quirks. Dranreb resorts to literal clicker training and positive reinforcement to keep her alive, all while Jeana spends her time pestering him for a very different kind of "reinforcement."

The result is the ultimate chaotic duo fighting off an alien horde while fiercely debating her virginity.

"Her standards were high. The survival rate is low."