In Search of Crystal Cylinders

A So. Cal surfer working at the university particle physics linear accelerator lab discovers a peculiar wrinkle in space-time while contemplating special relativity problems out at his local beach break line up.
Things get weird when he has a "deja vu" experience one day while surfing and the physical explanation just doesn't add up. Einstein said it was mathematically possible, Hawking too…What the hell…?