A deal with a genie

All Alice ever wanted to be in life was extraordinary.

Which is precisely why she does the unthinkable when she comes across an old lamp that looks like it came straight from a fairytale.

I mean, she rubs it, of course. Very had. Which also proves to be extremely pointless.

But there is one more thing you should know about Alice - she is that kind of person that tends to act sooner than her mind realises what she is doing.

Which is the reason why she throws the lamp into her fireplace and shouts several obscenities a nice, proper college student should probably not have in her vocabulary.

And that, my dear readers, is a sure way to piss off a centuries old genie.