Tailored & Tasted

​"In the sea, you eat or you get eaten. On land? Apparently, you just look pretty and serve appetizers."

​One minute, the Leech twins are navigating the chaotic hallways of Night Raven College; the next, a bizarre magical mishap drops them headfirst into a world entirely devoid of magic, merfolks, or overblotting housewardens. Stranded in a glittering, high-society metropolis, Jade and Floyd realize they need a quick way to fund their new terrestrial life.

​When they spot a "Help Wanted" sign outside an ultra-exclusive, high-class restaurant, they decide to lean into their natural... charm. The manager, utterly captivated by their striking looks and model-esque height, hires them on the spot as waiters to attract the city's elite. But the twins aren't just serving five-star meals; they are serving looks. Enter Vivienne Vance: a powerhouse fashion mogul with an eye for the extraordinary and an "old money" aura that screams power. Intrigued by the dangerous, mismatched allure of the ocean's most chaotic twins, she hands them her business card with a promise of stardom.

​For Jade and Floyd, this world isn't a crisis-it's a brand-new playground. Let the entertainment begin.

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