An Engineering Student's Descent into Madness: A Memoir in Defense of Her Sanity

I wish this were a tall tale. Unfortunately, it is my actual life. What follows is a largely true account of one FEMALE (the men have got it easy let's be honest) engineering student's slow descent into madness between professors yelling insults on the daily, being told I would never make it because I was a woman, fighting increasingly desperate battles for ADS accommodations, and getting buried under a metric ton of problem sets and paperwork (I did the math, you take all the digital files x the number of pages x the weight per page - I'm kidding I didn't and I also promise there's NO math in here. I hate it too)

The chapters ahead contain raw wrath, questionable life choices, bureaucratic horror, and enough profanity to make an academic integrity committee faint. The names, universities, and other identifying details have been changed to protect the guilty (though they don't deserve it)

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the saga of my misfortunes.