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Jokes

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Parts 9
Time <5 mins

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Police: Where do you live?
Boy: with my parents.
Police: where do your parents live?
Boy: with me
Police:All Rights Reserved

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Sunshine | ✓ by AlwaysLostInWords

It was a prank gone wrong... ...But it brought them closer. "No James, I'm really sorry. Please, Please don't leave me. I know I should've listened to what you had to say. Instead I'm in the middle of nowhere balling my eyes out. Please don't leave me, I love you." *sniffle* "..." "J-James?" "..." "You l-love me too, right?" "..." "James?" *sniffle* "I do?" "Oh James, I love you. I-I'm coming to yours right now, we can work this out. Love you." *beep* "Fuck" *It does contains some swearing*

Survivor by bookcrazefangirl

"What? Are we housing the French homeless now?" I snort again. That's what her accent sounded like, French. "Raven Martin Matthews!" My mother gasped. "Be nice!" She turned to the girl and lead the way, "Come let me show you to your room." "And oh to be clear, I'm French-Australian," she narrowed her eyes at me. "That doesn't make any sense," I roll my eyes and grab the suitcases, following behind them. ... Liz is forced to move across the hemisphere and move in with her godmother, Claudia, and her horrible son, Raven, yes like the black bird. Raven doesn't like people invading her personal space, and doesn't trust easily. And worse, he tests the shit out of Liz from the day she moved in. Liz on the other hand, is a survivor. What she is a survivor of? Read to find out ;)

THE CARNELLS by Chayma22chou07

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Changed me by SincerelyShomal

Time was standing annoyingly still and I think I may have forgotten how to properly breathe. "Panda you have to come sit down pacing is not going to-" pushing my hand out I stopped him from saying anything. I stopped him from confirming the knowledge that there is nothing I can do to make this better. I pulled at my hair ripping a couple of strands out in the process. I hated the white walls and fluorescent lights that adorned this place. The squeaky sound that could be heard whenever anyone walked and right now I was causing a lot of squeaking. The strong smell of disinfectant burning my nose but none of it matter right now not any of it. "Where is he?" I heard the voice and my blood immediately started to boil. "You did this" was the last thing I said before I flew and was on top of his mom hitting her wildly. So much for not liking confrontation.

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Power Shifter by josuesavage

Hello my name is Jack and I'm going to tell you something that will change the way you see others. Let me tell you about me first. I live alone by my self, yup just me and my house. My parents went missing by this unknown streak that the Force Of The Air, BIF, and Pops been trying to stop for some time. I go to a shelter to get my food and everything I need for survival. I chose to stay at my house by myself but it's rough. Its alright though, the shelter basically does everything for me. I can't live with family members because they're either gone or dead. I live on a planet called Jompado. It's very far and really good looking, but for crime wise I would think twice about living here. I can't really tell you about my features because I don't know if your one of them. Any ways I'm going to tell you how I went from being a cool kid to a dangerous weapon. And also how this mess all got started.

𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐓 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 | 𝟏𝟖+ by revvvraaaz

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The Wrong Number by prerna_lamz

*COMPLETED* #1 on Wattpad -1/12/2018 "Hel-" "JUDY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I'M DYING HERE!" "Uh..shouldn't you call 911 if you're dying?" *** Where Kenneth Jones accidentally dials a wrong number and finds himself amidst weird conversations, 3 am jokes, flirty and sarcastic comments and maybe between all these he finds the one that may be possibly destined by fate for him.

Her Life by xXKookieKatXx

""I guess so!" I started laughing too. I looked around and realized it's been forever since I've been here... We started eating and talking about school work when all of a sudden.. My phone goes off. I look at who the text is from. It's from mom. -Tara! Come home now!- -Why?!?!? What's up???- -It's Sammy!- -Alright! On my way!-" Tara's life is always how she wants it to be... that is, until a threat came to be. She already lost her father.. She doesn't know how much more she can take until she finally loses everything... Her Mom.. Her girlfriend.. even her best friend Sammy... Will it stop at just them.. or is the threat after her too?

IT & ST Imagines & Preferences by armiehammerbykesha

i wrote this when i was 13 so i'm sorry for how bad it is but a lot of people seem to enjoy it so i'm leaving it up, just know i am self aware x

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Sunshine | ✓

It was a prank gone wrong... ...But it brought them closer. "No James, I'm really sorry. Please, Please don't leave me. I know I should've listened to what you had to say. Instead I'm in the middle of nowhere balling my eyes out. Please don't leave me, I love you." sniffle "..." "J-James?" "..." "You l-love me too, right?" "..." "James?" sniffle "I do?" "Oh James, I love you. I-I'm coming to yours right now, we can work this out. Love you." beep "Fuck" It does contains some swearing