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Police: Where do you live?
Boy: with my parents.
Police: where do your parents live?
Boy: with me
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•○Jake snaps○•// TMF // SATIRE//☆☆ bởi M1N1RAT

▪︎□After the audio gets leaked Jake decides to take the matter into his own hands... Starting off with Drew. □▪︎ I cannot be held accountable for any psychological damage done to the reader, proceed with caution. (IF YOU CANT TELL THIS IS SATIRE AND I WILL NOT BE PAYING FOR YOU THERAPY) enjoy! ♡♡♡ We're currently on #2 in Satire woo that's cool😎😎🔥🐺 - September 23, 2024 wow.. we're #3 in satire😃😃 whatever its still good..😔😔🖤⛓⛓🥀🥀🐺- September 30, 2024 WERE #1 IN SATIRE WHAT THE HELL LETSS GOO❗❗😍😍😝😝🥰🔥🔥😎🐺- October 7, 2024

[OLD] you sink into my clothes... 😭😭 bởi aslikafutysimc

*all of the characters are 18+ I promise😭 ‼️LOTS OF SWEARING‼️this is the emoshunalanal storie of two alphas who live in Ysimc Town-The town of alphas. Aslika Cinck, an 'alpha' who lives there goes to the Alpha/Kitten Academy in hopes of getting a kitten of his own. Ooonne problem though..😂😂 He has NO abs 😳... uh oh! The other alphas will make a joke out of him... especially one named FUT FEDIS... The strongest alpha in ALL of assfuckia... these two that start on the wrog foot but eventually realise a few things about themselves 😳😳😳😳 what will happen?? Who knows!! v/cdvfsfv >_< Also read the one with WOMEN...😳😳(creds on omega arc part 3 :3) A joke I swear 😭 (I'm invested in the story rn)

𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕. bởi amiriixallure

"𝘕𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶︱𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ︱𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 30 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 ︱𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶" ~ A NYC LOVE STORY

NEIGHBOR | 𝐏𝐉𝐌 √ bởi _softiechim

✔︎ 435: long story short I was bored and decided to get a number neighbor 436: Why didn't you get a lucky number😉 435: Please stfu it would make my life span longer 😌 a park Jimin au where they meet each other as neighbors in both ways..? 😉 ( REWRTING ) PLEASE DONT READ THIS I APPRECIATE IT LOTS XOXO

THE CARNELLS bởi Chayma22chou07

My severe brother 2 Enjoy ❤️

Survivor bởi bookcrazefangirl

"What? Are we housing the French homeless now?" I snort again. That's what her accent sounded like, French. "Raven Martin Matthews!" My mother gasped. "Be nice!" She turned to the girl and lead the way, "Come let me show you to your room." "And oh to be clear, I'm French-Australian," she narrowed her eyes at me. "That doesn't make any sense," I roll my eyes and grab the suitcases, following behind them. ... Liz is forced to move across the hemisphere and move in with her godmother, Claudia, and her horrible son, Raven, yes like the black bird. Raven doesn't like people invading her personal space, and doesn't trust easily. And worse, he tests the shit out of Liz from the day she moved in. Liz on the other hand, is a survivor. What she is a survivor of? Read to find out ;)

✨tags✨ bởi Jinspoutylip

ℓσиg ѕтσяу ѕнσят, ι ωαѕ тαggє∂ тωι¢є ву му вєℓσνє∂ fяιєи∂ѕ, ѕσσσσσ...... gυєѕѕ ι'м ρσѕтιиg тнιѕ вσσк иσω ☺✨💖

𝑻𝒐 𝑩𝒆 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅'𝒔 𝑴𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒚 ♕ 𝑰. 𝑾𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒔𝒂 bởi YuVillainess

╰──➢ ✧;── 𝐵𝑜𝑜𝑘 1 ──; ✧ ╭ ⁞ ❏. 𝐵𝑟𝑎ℎ𝑚𝑎𝑛 𝑊𝑎𝑘𝑎𝑠𝑎 𝐼𝑚𝑎𝑢𝑠ℎ𝑖 ┊ ⁞ ❏. 𝐹𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑟 ┊ ⁞ ❏. 𝑅𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 13+ 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑊𝐴𝑅𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺𝑆 ┊ ⁞ ❏. 𝐷𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑒 ╭── ೋ ──╮ ❝𝐼𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑌/𝑁 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑗𝑜𝑏 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑛 𝑢𝑛𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑗𝑜𝑏.❞ ╰── ೋ ──╯ ╰┈➤𝐼 𝑑𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑇𝑜𝑘𝑦𝑜 𝑅𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛'𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑥𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑑, 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝐾𝑒𝑛 𝑊𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑖 𝑚𝑎𝑑𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚. 𝐴𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑢𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘, 𝐼 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠. ╰┈➤𝐼 𝑑𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘 𝑝𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑖𝑡.

The Wrong Number bởi prerna_lamz

*COMPLETED* #1 on Wattpad -1/12/2018 "Hel-" "JUDY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? I'M DYING HERE!" "Uh..shouldn't you call 911 if you're dying?" *** Where Kenneth Jones accidentally dials a wrong number and finds himself amidst weird conversations, 3 am jokes, flirty and sarcastic comments and maybe between all these he finds the one that may be possibly destined by fate for him.

IT & ST Imagines & Preferences bởi armiehammerbykesha

i wrote this when i was 13 so i'm sorry for how bad it is but a lot of people seem to enjoy it so i'm leaving it up, just know i am self aware x

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•○Jake snaps○•// TMF // SATIRE//☆☆ cover

[OLD] you sink into my clothes... 😭😭 cover

𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚕. cover

NEIGHBOR | 𝐏𝐉𝐌 √ cover

THE CARNELLS cover

𝑻𝒐 𝑩𝒆 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅'𝒔 𝑴𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒚 ♕ 𝑰. 𝑾𝒂𝒌𝒂𝒔𝒂 cover

The Wrong Number cover

IT & ST Imagines & Preferences cover

•○Jake snaps○•// TMF // SATIRE//☆☆

▪︎□After the audio gets leaked Jake decides to take the matter into his own hands... Starting off with Drew. □▪︎ I cannot be held accountable for any psychological damage done to the reader, proceed with caution. (IF YOU CANT TELL THIS IS SATIRE AND I WILL NOT BE PAYING FOR YOU THERAPY) enjoy! ♡♡♡ We're currently on #2 in Satire woo that's cool😎😎🔥🐺 - September 23, 2024 wow.. we're #3 in satire😃😃 whatever its still good..😔😔🖤⛓⛓🥀🥀🐺- September 30, 2024 WERE #1 IN SATIRE WHAT THE HELL LETSS GOO❗❗😍😍😝😝🥰🔥🔥😎🐺- October 7, 2024

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