Larry's Journal
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larrysjournal
Ongoing, First published Jun 01, 2015
Mature
Who am I?  You’re probably wondering.  I’m an average, middle-aged, every day guy named Larry.  I work in a shitty sales job doing mundane work or trying to look like I’m doing mundane work.  My wife Susan is having an affair with my best friend, Tom.  He’s a real suckhole but it’s ok.  On the outside it looks like we have a great marriage but it’s just for show.  I only stay with her so I don’t have to deal with a divorce.  That would be a lot of work and I prefer to exert the minimal amount of effort to get through life.
Let’s see, I have two kids.  One is an obsessive compulsive nutjob with a fetish for the number nine.  It’s not surprising considering half of the DNA that he’s comprised of.  The other is a five-year-old girl.  She’s pretty fun but a lot to deal with.
So why Larry’s Journal?  Well, it’s my outlet, a venting place.  I have to get my thoughts out and tell my stories or I’d be tempted to bitch slap every fucktard I run across every day.  It’s therapeutic.  Anyway, I’m sure nobody will read this piece of crap but I don’t care.  I really don’t care about anything.  I just write what we all think at one time or another.  So sit back and read if you must and share in my misery.  Cheers bitch!

Larry

I'll be posting a new short story from the first volume each week.  The stories for the first volume are available on Amazon for $.99 if you want to read more right now.   It can also be read for free through Kindle Unlimited or Prime borrowing.  There are seven volumes total of which I have published four.  Hope you enjoy.
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