Larry's Journal

Who am I? You’re probably wondering. I’m an average, middle-aged, every day guy named Larry. I work in a shitty sales job doing mundane work or trying to look like I’m doing mundane work. My wife Susan is having an affair with my best friend, Tom. He’s a real suckhole but it’s ok. On the outside it looks like we have a great marriage but it’s just for show. I only stay with her so I don’t have to deal with a divorce. That would be a lot of work and I prefer to exert the minimal amount of effort to get through life.
Let’s see, I have two kids. One is an obsessive compulsive nutjob with a fetish for the number nine. It’s not surprising considering half of the DNA that he’s comprised of. The other is a five-year-old girl. She’s pretty fun but a lot to deal with.
So why Larry’s Journal? Well, it’s my outlet, a venting place. I have to get my thoughts out and tell my stories or I’d be tempted to bitch slap every fucktard I run across every day. It’s therapeutic. Anyway, I’m sure nobody will read this piece of crap but I don’t care. I really don’t care about anything. I just write what we all think at one time or another. So sit back and read if you must and share in my misery. Cheers bitch!

Larry

I'll be posting a new short story from the first volume each week. The stories for the first volume are available on Amazon for $.99 if you want to read more right now. It can also be read for free through Kindle Unlimited or Prime borrowing. There are seven volumes total of which I have published four. Hope you enjoy.