Larry's Journal
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Last published Mon, Aug 3, 2015
Who am I? You’re probably wondering. I’m an average, middle-aged, every day guy named Larry. I work in a shitty sales job doing mundane work or trying to look like I’m doing mundane work. My wife Susan is having an affair with my best friend, Tom. He’s a real suckhole but it’s ok. On the outside it looks like we have a great marriage but it’s just for show. I only stay with her so I don’t have to deal with a divorce. That would be a lot of work and I prefer to exert the minimal amount of effort to get through life.
Let’s see, I have two kids. One is an obsessive compulsive nutjob with a fetish for the number nine. It’s not surprising considering half of the DNA that he’s comprised of. The other is a five-year-old girl. She’s pretty fun but a lot to deal with.
So why Larry’s Journal? Well, it’s my outlet, a venting place. I have to get my thoughts out and tell my stories or I’d be tempted to bitch slap every fucktard I run across every day. It’s therapeutic. Anyway, I’m sure nobody will read this piece of crap but I don’t care. I really don’t care about anything. I just write what we all think at one time or another. So sit back and read if you must and share in my misery. Cheers bitch!
Larry
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Dear whatever, Or is it whoever? I don't know, I'm not a writer anyways. Hi, I'm Arielle, but please call me A, I'm sick of hearing my name, or anyname actually, it just bothers me that I'm not actually as special as they'd want me to believe. Who's they? Oh, I don't know, everyone? Society? Whatever, so I guess I should tell you what this is about, eh? I'm writing this so I have something to leave behind, some sort of purpose to stay here, in this world, in this reality. I guess another reason is so that people can understand me? Or anyone like me I guess. To know what goes on in my mind. This will be officially started on June 4, 2017, my birthday, and will end on June 4, 2018. Whatever happens to this book, I promise myself that I won't delete it. If anyone actually bothers reading this, leave comments and suggestions or questions to get mentioned in the next chapter. I will be posting daily, but word count and time posted may vary. May 29, 2017 Monday 11:11 PM Signing off, A
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