DEFINITELY NOT GAY (probably)
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Last published Tue, Jun 9, 2026
I was looking for a secret girlfriend his band of fan girls.
Seriously.
At least that's what I told myself while snooping through his phone at two in the morning.
What I found instead was a driver's license.
And one tiny little letter that turned my entire world upside down.
F.
The problem wasn't that I stopped liking him.
The problem was that I didn't.
Now I'm questioning everything:
My assumptions.
My search history.
My sanity.
And definitely not my growing obsession with the handsome, blue-eyed man who somehow manages to make me laugh, lose sleep, and rethink everything I thought I knew about love.
A romantic comedy about curiosity, self-discovery, terrible Google searches, and finding out that love rarely looks the way you expected it to.
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