I got bored, so I made this. It may or may not contain some... Smexy... Themes, as you would expect. I haven't exactly had any expereance in writing those kinds of seans, soo... Please dun kill me if you dun like it.
A first, crap, draft of a story I'm rewriting in a universe I made up when I was 18 and still love. I don't really intend to publish this - it's the base for what's probably going to be a film, if I can get the main characters to stop jabbering at each other.
I haven't touched this draft for more than two years.
You get to look at it and see what shit I don't send to the publishers. :)
Featuring: infodumps! Run on sentences! Extended metaphors that don't make sense! Purple prose for the sake of purple prose!