The God Who Ate My Soup

"I am the terror of the Overworld, a god of digital chaos... and I just fled a half-built cottage because a girl offered me mushroom stew."
Herobrine is an ancient, corrupted entity designed to do one thing: terrify players until they delete their worlds. He has destroyed empires, cursed biomes, and driven millions to panic. He expects fear. He demands it.
Then he meets Clementine.
Clementine is a total beginner who treats Minecraft like a cozy farming game. She has a leaky roof, a terribly organized inventory, and absolutely zero knowledge of internet lore. When a terrifying, glowing-eyed phantom manifests in her kitchen, she doesn't scream. She thinks he's just a laggy, homeless player who needs a warm meal.
Suddenly, the King of the Nether finds himself anonymously patching her roof, fighting off zombies behind her back, and panicking every time she smiles. Herobrine's code is perfectly designed for destruction-but it has absolutely no idea how to handle pure, messy human kindness.
A slow-burn, grumpy-x-sunshine Minecraft romance told entirely from Herobrine's point of view.