I'm Satoru Gojo! Fuck!
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Last published Tue, Jun 30, 2026
One minute, Alex Parker was living his best life.
The next?
He woke up covered in blood, sixteen years old, and staring directly into the face of the hottest assassin he's even seen.
There was just one tiny problem.
He wasn't Alex Parker anymore.
He was Satoru Gojo.
Yes. That Satoru Gojo.
The strongest sorcerer alive.
The owner of the Six Eyes.
The man who had been stabbed through the throat and head by Toji Fushiguro.
As a lifelong anime fan, Alex knows exactly how dangerous this world is.
He knows people are going to die.
He knows monsters are real.
He knows the future is an absolute disaster waiting to happen.
He also knows he should probably focus on surviving.
Unfortunately, Alex's priorities are slightly different.
Step One: Figure out how Infinity works.
Step Two: Don't accidentally destroy Japan.
Step Three: Try not to flirt with every attractive man he meets.
Step Four: Definitely fail Step Three.
With dangerous curses, powerful sorcerers, questionable life choices, and several ridiculously attractive men standing between him and a peaceful life, Alex is about to discover that being the strongest is a lot harder than it looks.
Especially when everyone already expects you to be insane.
And honestly?
That part might be working in his favour.
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I’m Dead! Fuck!
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