My Opinion On Ships

Now, I only have two major OTPs, but that doesn't mean I think about other ships. Some cannon, some we need to sell our souls (and free time) for. But maybe. . . Just maybe. . . one day. . .— Wait, hold up! If all of our ships were cannon, everyone would be gay (. . . unless you don't ship ships sideways. . .) or everyone would be a player and it would be a mass production of children being made!!! And, although that'd be amazing, we sadly can't have that.
So, without further ado, here is my opinion on ships!!!