Transformers G1 What would you do if you ran into some boys that claimed to be the Transformers G1 Decepticons? Well, you could scream "creep" and run away, or have a total fanfare moment, OR you could what I did: took them home and dealt with them. Hi, I'm Ryan Strugis, I grew up loving these guys but now, living with five annoying cons is not what I had in mind. Through ups and downs -mostly downs- I have to teach the cons how to be, the one thing they despise. Human.