Roxy Gemade

Alonzo Gemade has everything.

He's a wealthy jewelry tycoon living in a luxurious Manhattan penthouse. He owns priceless gems, employs a deeply concerned butler, and cries at approximately seventeen things before breakfast.

Unfortunately, he is also the adoptive father of Roxy.

Roxy is a Pomeranian-shaped force of nature whose hobbies include emotional warfare, international incidents, kidnapping people "respectfully," and making catastrophically bad decisions with unwavering confidence. Together with a deadpan butler, a flock of judgmental pigeons, an increasingly exhausted psychic, a dramatic actress who once bleached the moon, and a glamorous mafia boss who keeps trying to murder them between family obligations, the Gemade family leaves a trail of confusion across New York City and beyond.

As friendships are tested, laws are violated, and reality itself becomes increasingly optional, one question remains:

Can Alonzo survive parenthood?

A wildly absurd comedy about family, chaos, emotional damage, and the importance of keeping all windows securely locked.