Suzie to Snyder

Well this is more of an experimental writing project... but I've over analyzed the Ronald daul space so much I wanted to absentmindedly find out how he would have written my dumb parody of the rainbow puke series ... simply because at this point I might respect his writing now

What if the story of Matilda and Charlie are actually conected by one snarky burly little girl named Suzie who is a little too bitter at having to defend herself and her little brother from various threats I mean children grow up and what if said little girl had enough sheer audacity from helping put Mrs trunchbull in her place to grow up to be the head HR lady in a chocolate factory simply because of family association

But the manchild thought she was another woman playing a mama role and humiliated her along with the rest of the workers in the factory and ... it was glossed over with a tall tale

And when she puts the creep in his place again ... this time she feels guilty ...

Also what the hell would OHSA do if they find out that the strange trolls in the factory were "always workers"