Kyle died. Stan despite being utterly broken inside decides to list all the things of why he only loves Kyle. He has so many things to remember. Yet he can't share them with his only lover. Kyle. Read as Stan lists all the adorable reasons he loves Kyle. Disclaimer: Very gay. You don't like boys loving boys? Go the fuck away. Characters belong to the creators of South Park, Terry Parker and Matt Stone. Story line belongs to Saint Blue otherwise known as Jamie H.C. Johansson.