Simply Sarcastic
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"I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment, or a sarcastic woman who can completely ruin your life in the best way possible?"
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⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ The desire to see memories in advance Or A (second) book with all of my future story ideas ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ DO NOT STEAL! These are MY book ideas Started: 2/5/25 Ended:
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