Splatoonic Solider

Splatoonic Solider

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A Soldier's Journey from the Ashes of Old Tokyo to the Neon Streets of the Future. Splatoonic Soldier is an action-packed, emotionally driven crossover epic that bridges the gap between a gritty, apocalyptic human past and the vibrant, chaotic, post-oceanic world of Splatoon. The series follows (Y/N), a 31st-century elite human soldier who survived the freezing of old Tokyo, only to wake up ten thousand years later in a world populated by hyperactive, music-loving cephalopods. Drafted into a secret war by the eccentric Captain Cuttlefish, (Y/N) is given the unique mantle of Agent Twilight, operating as a hyper-precise, calculated, and deeply traumatized tactical spy in a world that treats combat like a fashionable sport.
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You might be wondering how was it that a certain crack-addled, bloodthirsty, eldritch, smiling lunatic established himself as a household name in the god-slaying business. Like all household names, you have to build your street cred from the bottom up. Sure, he was already widely feared, but nobody was aware of the new kind of deicidal service he provided. So, like any budding business, (Y/N) (L/N) set out into the cosmos to make himself known as a contract god killer, and maybe have a nice, fun adventure along the way. The place they called "Teyvat" had a lot of gods running about. Perfect hunting grounds to start his business. Now, if only he could convince the locals to hire him to kill their gods and not come out of it as Public Enemy #1. Oh, well. Not like said gods were anything special anyway. He'd figure something out.

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