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Awesome Randomness;{0

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Reads 2,293
Votes 83
Parts 15
Time 13m

You guys have probly heard all the jokes and some were funny at first but over time became very old. But I bet more than than half of the people reading this still laughs at those knock knock jokes, and the many differant answers to why did the chicken cross the road? Well I still laugh at them as well as the new ones. So here in these computer pages are some old and some new jokes that I hope everyone enjoys!All Rights Reserved

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