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Mountain Dew and Doritos: An Epic MLG Tale (Legacy)

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Reads 2,510
Votes 33
Parts 7
Time 32m

HostileIntentions

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Mountain 'Dew' Quickscope is a 17 year-old gamer who likes games. And weed. And has exceptional skill in 360 noscoping people off a bridge. Daniel 'Doritos' Blazeit is his best friend and is a 13 year-old trash talking gamer who claims to be an MLG player and says he slept with your mom every day. Together they go on adventures together in the crazy world of Mlgolia. When the two are chosen to fulfil a prophecy, their lives are changed forever. And by that I mean they get super MLG powers and all other crazy dank shit.
 
This is a retarded story I decided to write, with completely no planning and brainstorming. I just write what comes to mind. Are you havin' a giggle there, m8? Swear on me mum, I'll deck u.

WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED BY BLACK HUMOUR, EXCESSIVE SWEARING, SOME SEXUAL SCENES, EXTENSIVE GRAPHIC DETAIL, AND DRUG USE. STORY HAS BEEN MARKED MATURE. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR GIVING YOU PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE.All Rights Reserved

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The Seven Twenties

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