A plane story

Well today I have to conquer my my biggest fear. "But I can't do it. No I have to. But I can't. "Are you coming aboard or not". Says the person collecting the tickets or I call them the collectors. Oh yeah almost forgot,my biggest fear is being on planes. You see, pirates star Roberto Clemente just died and I'm kinda feeling shaky going on planes since God is letting good people like him die. Because I've been doing bad things myself. But I have to go. My wife is waiting for me in Spain. If I want to get some(if you know what I mean) I have to go over there. Well I have to go on the plane I think so I get on. As I walk I bump into guys what it seem like I felt a bullet proof suits and ski masks were on their necks. The one in the middle said stop if you don't want to get hurt and I just said go f*** yourself. What little confidence I had quickly turned into fear because he just made a sinister grin and said two words,"your first". I should have known then not to mess with those guys.