Fancy sum talk? [Modern College KNY X Reader CHATFIC]

college/uni modern AU X crack X no-one's-evil (kinda) X no angst (ominous pause....) X semi-textfic

centuries after the demons have been defeated, perhaps in the same world or an alternative world, multiple GCS run crazy with chaos.

oddly enough, the author writes the synopsis based on a conversation the fictional characters had in person, rather than online, even as this is a textfic........

[Name] begins the conversation:
"so....about you guys calling Kagaya master."

Some dignify them with a response:
"[Name], not again."
"Shut up."
"You're still on this??!?!"
"Hey siri, how to block someone irl?"

Some....don't:
Sanemi jumps across the table and punches [Name].
Obanai gets up at the speed of light and walks away.
Gyomei....Gyomei starts crying tears of pain and suffering.

"Ow! Ow- Stop-sanemi!"
"Ow---stop! I understand, okay!"

"...What do you understand?"
The violent Sanemi stops reluctantly, a bit curious yet smug to finally hear [Name]'s apology.

Like always, Sanemi never learns...that [Name] never learns.

"Like, it's understandable, I would want to call him master too--"

"[NAME]!!!!!!"
"YUCK!"
"Urgh....im gonna be sick...."
"Namu namu..."

Sanemi squeezes his eyes shut, fist itching and clenching again. Obanai was the smart one to have left promptly.

It's his own fault for having expectations for this bastard!

#[Name]•dont-have-any-expectations-for-me•[Lastname]
#no actual Couple-Pairing but lowk flirting and shit everywhere
#all characters are students!!! no freaking around with teachers!! ew!! the author does not care for the "sexy professor" trope. yuck!!
#Reader-insert, gender non specified
#the author humbly begs for forgiveness for the cover
#Probably feeding into fandom stereotypes; this was written ages ago and only being posted now with tweaks here and there, such as changing old memes into more used ones.
#dont like? dont read!