Cosmic Joke (Fatui Harbingers X Reader)
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Last published Tue, Jul 14, 2026
"just what kind of sick, cosmic joke are you pulling in me, Celestia?!"
sometimes, life loves being freaky, especially when it decides to just throw you in a palace with the most unhinged people known in humanity, each starting to find unrevealed secrets that were supposed to stay buried for their own sanity.
"my darling, you have permission to catch some rest... so be a good girl and stay still, will you?"
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