My Personal Stalker

So there's this guy...
Carson Roberts. He's annoying, crude, and just about the strangest species I've ever come across. He's like a stain; you try your best to get rid of him, but there's no use. Many people wonder why he irks me so much, well i don't know maybe it has something to do with him being my personal stalker! But when one thing leads to another, the whole domino affect starts to fall...and so do I.