Mahi Mahi da Fish

Hey. I'm Mahi Mahi. Yes, like the fish. Because I am a fish. Well... I was.

Look, we all make mistakes. Some people buy ugly shoes. Some people text their ex at 3:00 AM. Me? I made some absolutely terrible life choices in the deep blue sea. Let's just say exploring some ship wrecks and going into a cave had some consequences..

Because of my bad decisions, my life completely changed forever. I can't tell you exactly what happened to my fins..but let's just say that the new thing is temporary.

This is the totally true story of how I ruined my life in the ocean, got lost in a coral reef, and somehow survived. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll wonder how someone this pretty can be this stupid.