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LIMERENCE ; KNY
𓂃. ࣪⋆🔪˚ ༘ 𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞!𝐤𝐧𝐲 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𖦹 . ⋅˚₊. .✦ ݁˖ ❝Your fear arouses me more; cry a little harder for me, would you?.❞ ˚˖ 𓍢ִ໋ 𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀𓇬⠀˖⠀⠀𓂃⠀𓈒 ˚ Men terrified her, and Y/n avoided them like a bad omen. And yet, against all logic, fate kept on placing her squarely in the spotlight of the very creatures she despised as though it enjoys the sight of her suffering because of their limerence. 𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀𓇬⠀˖⠀⠀𓂃⠀𓈒 ⋆˚𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃.☘︎ ݁˖ ━━ ( ❝HIGHEST RANKINGS❞ ) ➤#01.Demonslayerxreader || 11.5.24 ➤#01. Sanemi || 9.5.24 ➤#01.Kny || 4.21.25 ➤#01.Demonslayer || 1.8.25 ➤#01. Akaza || 09.25.25 ➤#01. Yanderekny || 09.25.25 ➤#01. Shinobu || 12.3.25 ━━ ( ❝CREDITS❞ ) © kimetsu no yaiba ➤ koyoharu goutoge © limerence ➤ yuzhong © 狂恋 ➤ 羽中
yandere kny × isekai'd reader
"please step on me. I worship you" "Y/N-Chan that's a demon..." "DO NOT JUDGE ME FOR MY TASTE IN MEN!!!!!" when a depressed brain dead simp gets isekai'd into her favorite anime and meets all her favorite charaters she's beyond the moon..but she seems to draw some unnecessary attention. and steals some hearts. but just how far are they willing to go for this mess of a girl?
-Short Random Things #1-
-short random things ©️alliedawarriorcatConcluída
✿THE STORY OF US✿✔
The choices teenagers make... Some choose to smoke Some choose to steal Some choose to be bullies to defend themselves Some end up getting pregnant... Everything happened for a reason. Here is a story of a girl who had to choose between boys, getting tattoos and having sex... It is their story ......... #1- Nigeria [22/12/2020] #3- African [24/01/2021] #1- African [25/01/2021] Started°•. July 29th, 2020. Ended °•. November 2nd, 2020Concluída
| ATTACK ON TITAN JOKES |
Attack on Titan Jokes Reminder: I don't own the majority of these. I only found it on tumblr and pinterest.Concluída
𝗕𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗢!, 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁-𝗳𝗶𝗰
❝𝘪 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘴𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯', "𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯?" 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘣𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘪 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘶𝘺, 𝘴𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯' 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯' 𝘪 𝘥𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤, 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘺 𝘪 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯' 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳, 𝘪 𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘤, 𝘰𝘩, 𝘨𝘰𝘥, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘪 𝘴𝘢𝘺?❞ 一 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 a young girl is sent to another school where she makes some unlikely friendships. ➤ modern!demon slayer x f!reader ➤ partial chat-fic! ➤ disclaimers : - please read all the chapters before the start of the story as they include warnings and such - the art and pictures in this book do not belong to me unless i say they do ➤ started ; 5/11/24 finished ; ???
Finding Solace (COMPLETED)✔
She's fierce,strong and above all a child of God but a time came when she had to face her past,her father and his expectations. Was it easy? Relax and enjoy! #Heartbreak✔ #Humor✔ #Family✔ #prayers✔ #wedding✔ #Home✔ #wattpadnaija✔ #wattys✔ #Nigeria✔Concluída
QADDARAR RAYUWA
Fate of the innocent,,, A very heart touching storyConcluída
'19' Last Days Of Being a Teenager |Memoir
Notes on Coming Of Age and stuff.Concluída
Best of Akpos
It's one of the trendiest keywords in Nigeria's Internet airspace, the word Akpors or Akpos as the case might be has become very synonymous with comic, mischief and foolishness. In most of the jokes that are akpors based, you would usually find the joke centered on a young man who either gets into trouble for making certain comments, or does a very foolish thing that puts him in trouble. Whatever form the jokes take, you would always get to laugh yourself off. Welcome to the world of Akpos!!!Concluída
Humour: The Nigerian Way #ProjectNigeria
Alright.....Enjoy Nigeria's funniest jokes. All on me. I take credit for NOTHING......... нιɢнɛƨт яαиκιиɢ #70 ιи нʋмσʋя ᴡɪɴɴᴇʀ ɴɪɢᴇʀɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀᴛᴛʏs ʜᴜᴍᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀᴛᴇɢᴏʀʏConcluída
As Crazy As She May Be ( Revised) #ProjectNigeria
Having lost his brother to a tragic accident and finds it hard to move on. He meets a wandering soul who is quite.....odd. Will these two get the answers they need...to move on. Can love overcome death? #564 in Humour - 8 April 2018. #8 in Naija - 11 May 2018. #393 in africa - 30 Jan 2021 Revised from Aug -Nov 2020. ***************************Concluída
Loosening the String
All you need to know is, if you love sex, A lot of sex and some more..... This is your book. If you love to learn pidgin..... This is the book. If you love Comedy.... This is the book. If you love sweet romance and a cheeky guy, who knows just what to say and do with a sweet girl, who's willing to learn to pleaZ her man... THIS IS THE BOOK. Finally, if you loved fifty shades series.... This is so the book you want to read. what could be better than a hunky gynaecologist, with the face of Adonis and the body of a god?Concluída
heartache | t. muichiro ✓
❝ 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧, 𝙞'𝙡𝙡 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙚. ❞ 𝙒𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙧𝙨, 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝, 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙮 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙗𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨. 𝙏𝙤𝙤 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙡𝙪𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥. 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙨 𝙪𝙥 𝙨𝙤𝙤𝙣, 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙚𝙢𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧. 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙢 𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡? 𝙊𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮. 𝙎𝙤, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙡 𝙩𝙪𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙜𝙞 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙨? - 𝙛!𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙭 𝙩𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙤 - 𝙠𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙨𝙪 𝙖𝙘𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙮 𝙖𝙪 - 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙩/𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙛𝙞𝙘Concluída
𝘒𝘯𝘺, 𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘤
❝Don't you understand? I want you, I 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 you. You can't just run away now!❞ ❝Please don't do this...❞ ╰┈➤ 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 '𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬' 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬. ➭ 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝. 𝐒𝐨𝐨, 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲! ➣ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴀʀɴᴇᴅ... ツ ⬂ That's it! Have fun :)
MY UNIVERSITY DAYS (Era of A Playboy)✔️
This story is mostly written in English and pidgin. Interpretations are beneath at the end of each chapter. "You see Benita, right from the very first day I saw you, you enchanted me and I am attracted to you. Whatever I see, do, whenever I eat, sleep, all I see is you, you and you alone. See, You are like the diamond hidden in the cave that every man searches to have. What I desire was not to be friends with you, I want something more, something bigger than friendship. Someone I can look unto and confidently call mine. Someone I can confide in and reveal everything concerning me, my confidant! You see Benita, you are my mirror and without you how can I see myself? I know this period might not have been the best time to reveal this truth but, I can't wait any longer." ****A boy named Oluwadamilare Oluwaferanmi who goes by the nickname of Funky gained an admission to study history and international studies in the Adekunle Ajasin University of Ondo state, Nigeria. He has always have this intention of meeting new girls and having his fun. He would always go to lecture with a motive of making a new friend. Find out as he spent his university days. NOTE: This book is rated 18+ and readers below 18 are not encouraged to read. Book cover by @Stardust_Wendy COPYRIGHT ©2020 Sam-crowned All right reserved All events in this book is fictional except for the setting. Any resemblance to actual event or person(s) is totally a coincidence. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without the express permission of the author, except in cases of brief quotations in form of critical articles.Concluída
What
Well, everyone has one of these, so why not? So... random shiz happens here..... okay. Blibbity bloopity blah Happy birthdayConcluída
𝙄𝙆𝙄𝙂𝘼𝙄, haikyuu!!
❝𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐢❞ ━ a reason for being; the thing that gets you up in the morning 𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐.... 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚒 𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗Concluída
𓂃. ࣪⋆🔪˚ ༘ 𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞!𝐤𝐧𝐲 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𖦹 . ⋅˚₊. .✦ ݁˖ ❝Your fear arouses me more; cry a little harder for me, would you?.❞ ˚˖ 𓍢ִ໋ 𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀𓇬⠀˖⠀⠀𓂃⠀𓈒 ˚ Men terrified her, and Y/n avoided them like a bad omen. And yet, against all logic, fate kept on placing her squarely in the spotlight of the very creatures she despised as though it enjoys the sight of her suffering because of their limerence. 𓈒⠀𓂃⠀⠀˖⠀𓇬⠀˖⠀⠀𓂃⠀𓈒 ⋆˚𖥔 ݁ ˖𓂃.☘︎ ݁˖ ━━ ( ❝HIGHEST RANKINGS❞ ) ➤#01.Demonslayerxreader || 11.5.24 ➤#01. Sanemi || 9.5.24 ➤#01.Kny || 4.21.25 ➤#01.Demonslayer || 1.8.25 ➤#01. Akaza || 09.25.25 ➤#01. Yanderekny || 09.25.25 ➤#01. Shinobu || 12.3.25 ━━ ( ❝CREDITS❞ ) © kimetsu no yaiba ➤ koyoharu goutoge © limerence ➤ yuzhong © 狂恋 ➤ 羽中
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