New World Alliance Guild

Inspired by the original ALWA

Synopsis

Reincarnation is a scam.

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

At the very least, my reincarnation was a scam.

Never trust godlike ROBs who kill you and say it's a mistake. Bullshit. That has to be one of the craziest things the current me would hear.

Why so?

I fell into the trap of a so-called Random Omnipotent Being. But as if that wasn't enough, stack a little bit of my misfortune on top of that and:

[Ding!]

[Knock! Knock!]

[The All-World Alliance Guild hears you have a nice complex hax ability and world-building there that is not under its possession.]

[So be kind and hand yourself over to us so you can do yourself a a favor so as not to get devoured by other Calamity Archetypes.]

Right.

I forgot to mention, apparently, there are several world-destroying beings in my world trying to look for this person called the Fourth Authority.

Meh, it has nothing to do with me.

But clearly, affairs of other worlds do.

[A certain villain: Weakest Undefeated? Gah! He's practically impossible to defeat!]

[A certain future member: (Kneels down while praying) In vampire mommy I trust.]

[A certain simp: Thunder Queen, I beseech you, step on me.]

.

Meanwhile, on the private chat:

[Yuri Vampire: Laurel, you forking donkey.]

[Nightmare: Maa, maa, no need to be angry at him~]

[Thunder Queen: No, if you don't, he won't learn.]

[Black-winged conqueror: Brother.. what did you do?]

So.. how did this all begin, you may ask. Well, it all started like this...