Just a little misunderstanding....

"Hey, Tori?"
"Yea?"
"Are you still a virgin?"
"Umm.....yes?"
"Good. So will you lose your virginity to me?"
"....I dunno....my mom made me promise not to until am 18"
"Thats ok. I'll wait for you, then when we're both 18, we can have each others' virginities."

Meet Victoria Silvanus, the naive girl who once thought of life as a little playground. Ask her now, and she'll describe life in a basket full of profanities that all began from what she thought would be the best night of her life. Wonna know how she transformed from cliche to touche?....its simple.......its all just a little misunderstanding.