Unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex
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  • Reads 550
  • Votes 67
  • Parts 16
  • Time 13m
madnessedits
Ongoing, First published Jun 03, 2015
actionadventureanimalsbaconbarackclassiccomedyfantasyfunnyhumormysteryobamarandomromancesci-fistupidwattys2015
Uniammechicamesnakesaurusrex (pronounced unihammechicamesnakesaurusrex) was a bodygaurd for Barack Obama. Standing at 3 inches tall, and weighing 14 pounds, he is the ideal size for a bodyguard. He and Barack were great friends. They were such good friends that Barack promised the next day he would go mini-golfing with Uniammechicamesnakesaurusrex. The next day came, and Barack was playing chess with his daughter. He was so immersed in his game that he forgot about mini-golf. Uniammechicamesnakesaurusrex wanted his revenge...
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