Rotate Like A Washing Machine
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Last published Fri, Aug 7, 2026
Rosaline Carter joined a dating app with one rule: Don't get attached.
A few flirty texts, a few stolen smiles, and she'd be gone before things got messy.
Then she met the guy with a reputation for breaking hearts. He was exactly the kind of guy she promised herself she'd never fall for.
Which would've been great...
If her life hadn't started rotating like a washing machine... which, apparently, must've been a broken one.
***
"What happened to your left sock?"
"Lost in the washing machine."
"That's tragic."
"It's a sock."
"Fine. Then what are you going to do about it?"
"Leave it there."
"Why?"
"Because someone already makes my head rotate like a washing machine."
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