Literary Masterpiece

This will be the most scalp-tickling, itch-scratching, thirst-quenching piece of literacy that you've ever looked upon. You will read this, and then, after a mandatory 3 month mourning period, maybe you will read something else and maybe, you will think that you have moved on, but you haven't. Deep down a miniscule part of you will know, that in your heart, mind and soul, there is a 'Literary Masterpiece' shaped hole, that cannot be filled with false promises of love for other works, nor with false promises of love from other people. The only way of feeding that hole, of satisfying your deepest, most secret craving, will be by reading this masterpiece and by digesting the deeper meaning that it has always had for you. You will look upon it as a home of sorts, as a way of refocussing the smoother parts of life, and blurring the challenges, as a way of reaching deep relaxation, in a method far more effective than any form of drug or meditation could offer you, because this is an addiction far beyond the likes of smell, or taste, this is an addiction of the heart and soul, so deep rooted, that not even four diggers and a police dog could shovel it out from inside of you. Prepare to be in excess of amazement, and feast your eyes upon this.