"Are you just going to ignore your fans? Or actually thank them because your rude ass wouldn't be famous if it weren't for them!"
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"Well I'm famous now, aren't I? I'll talk to fans if I feel like it.
~..
"Have you even considered going out with a celeb?"
"I mean, I guess I have."
"How about going out with one for money?"
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EDIT FROM 2024; I need everyone to know I was 12 or 13 writing this. im reading it back and absolutely cringing.