Goob tries to get a HOT GF

Goob the Fluffy Craft has moved on to live his own life, after the shutdown of Gardenview and Dandy's failure to maintain the ichor operation, resulting in the building being infested with Twisteds. Goob eventually took one look at everything, and was like "fuck it, my hugs ain't doing shit to this!", and him and his sister bounced (not before being traumatized by going through hundreds of floors of extracting ichor machines, being killed and sometimes violated by Twisteds, and being constantly scammed out of tapes by Dandy.)
Goob currently lives in a cheap apartment, and is unemployed, due to his inability to work caused by his autistic ass nature, so he just lives off social security checks, and his Sister's income. (He did legitimately search for a job. 969 of them rejected him, and the 3% that did accept him fired him cuz they felt he was too "special" to work, one workplace even mistaken him for a down syndrome patient. Goob had no idea what this means.)
Goob now has a new goal in mind. Get a hot gf, because he's tired of being a virgin. However, things devolve into pure fucking chaos when Shrimpo decides to fuck with Goob again (because he's Shrimpo, of course he still wants to be an ass), and get Goob signed up to a sketchy ass dating app, And Goob actually matches with a girl on the app that is HOT AS FUCK! So fucking perfect, it's too good to be true, but Goob isn't smart enough to realize this, so he accepts to date her anyway. Goob is now in store for the most wild adventure of his life that will either end with him kidnapped and violated by P Diddy or be traumatized or both. One thing for sure, Goob definitely gonna learn a tough lesson the hard way... or be stubborn and double down, cuz he too down bad....

(DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS NOT MEANT TO BE TAKE. SERIOUS, HAD EDGY AND SUGGESTIVE CONTENT, AND IS ONLY MEANT FOR COMEDIC ENTERTAINMENT ONLY. I ALSO DO NOT SUPPORT QWELVER, I JUST LIKE DANDY'S WORLD AND I LIKE WRITING DUMB SHIT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)