The Ascension of Helms( A WWE Storyline)

I'm Alister Helms, one half of Helms Squared with the great Shane Helms as my partner. You see, I hate what WWE has become since the Attitude Era. From the legendary Stone Cold Steve Austin kicking Vince's old ass to Mick Foley being the WWE Champion for the first time... "Daddy O did it." and now, we have John Cena as the WWE Champion, The Big Red Machine Kane donning a suit for the sake of Triple H's regime at Raw. It was about time that all of it stopped right now, and I had the right promo on my mind, and the right mindset.

Theme Music: I Who Have Nothing by Jedi Mind Tricks
Allies: Shane Helms, CM Punk. (Will have more allies as the story develops.)
Enemies: The McMahons, John Cena, The Authority.
Love Interest: Trish Stratus
Finisher: Vertebreaker