Spider-Lard: Volume 1
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Última publicación sáb, ago 15, 2026
With great power comes great responsibility.
Spider-Lard heard that advice.
He just... wasn't paying attention.
After a radioactive spider bites the most unlikely person imaginable, Peter Larger suddenly finds himself with incredible powers, an unstoppable appetite, and absolutely zero idea how to be a superhero.
Saving people should be simple.
Instead, Peter accidentally destroys property, embarrasses criminals, and somehow stumbles his way into becoming Sugarcreek's newest masked hero.
But not every villain is laughing.
As Peter learns what it truly means to wear the mask, he'll discover that some battles can't be won by luck alone.
Action. Comedy. Chaos.
Welcome to the world of Spider-Lard.
If you're looking for the world's greatest superhero...
...you've definitely got the wrong guy.
⚠️ Disclaimer ⚠️
Spider-Lard is an original parody series created for comedy. It contains humorous spoofs and references inspired by the superhero genre while telling its own original story. Any similarities to existing characters, settings, or iconic moments are intentional parody and are not affiliated with or endorsed by their respective owners.
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