JOKES 'n' SARCASM
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hey there !
That's the second joke book I'm writing, considering the first one was in French : "LA LOLITIDE" .a.k.a. "THE LOLITUDE". which i hope made some readers laugh.
And here I am writing the second one because I think my jokes are better in English even if it's the third language I've learned in my life.
(so please excuse the mistakes)
Here, you'll find some jokes of mine that I've translated from frensh to English, others I've created in English but many others that are not originally mine but would be used as inspiration .
Ps: I'm a very sarcastic person which would explain the humour in most of the jokes.
Soooo...
I hope you'll enjoy and have a great LOLitude hopefully ..... or not
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