My Imperfect Irrational Life

My Imperfect Irrational Life

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MatureOngoing1h 13m

Last published Tue, Jul 28, 2015

awkward cute happiness humor mess-ups

I want this story to be the reason you look at you phone and smile. Then headbang into a pole and faceplant into dog poop. ... OMG I NAILED IT

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