Llama drama

https://youtube.com/shorts/gpzXUDC-Daw?si=QOKmaR8SZb0o0DAh

This flesh 'n' blood cousin of the ship 'o' the desert,
here is given that funky punky, stylish haircut?
Could it be optical illusion or screen manipulation,
causing him to grin in mock jubilation?

And ain't he gonna toss those bangs
like some real groovy llama?
My, doesn't he look ready for any
showbiz dromedary drama?

Ah yes, he does look handsome. Do come have a view
of this fuzzy, comedy dromedary beau!

Send in the paparazzi, for he's already saying cheese.
But he prefers his own kind: send in some lady llamas, please.

We're sure he's fit to pose with former president Obama,
or even with his namesake, the famed Dalai Lama.

Hey, like humans, llamas can stick their tongues out
and spit to express displeasure.
So keep your distance from angry ones,
or you will regret the mismeasure.

The one in the picture is a cool llama teenager,
but he's no teeny-bopper, for he's a teetotaller,
as no one ever saw him with a bottle of gin or lager!